January 2010
In case you needed further proof that the human...
flameyes:
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap,” (and that would be how???….) On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s...
Only if you have time for God.
maurreal:
(via jasmindalangin):
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just departed from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. “Yes, sir, I just caught a World full of people down there. I set me a trap and used a little bait. I knew they couldn’t resist. Got ‘em all!” “What are you going to do with them?” Jesus asked. Satan replied, “Oh, I’m gonna have...
